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Joke of the day
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Each Friday night after work, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux would fire up their outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Boudreaux and Thibodeaux's neighbors were Catholic.  
And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally went and talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Boudreaux and Thibodeaux, and suggested that they should become Catholic. After several classes and much study, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux attended Mass. As the priest sprinkled holy water over them, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you two are Catholic my children."
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and again, the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. 
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Boudreaux and Thibodeaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold them, he stopped and watched in amazement. 
There stood Boudreaux and Thibodeaux both clutching a small bottle of holy water which they carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
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Joke of the day - by CZ527 Guy - 03-11-2023, 06:24 PM
RE: Joke of the day - by grayfox - 03-11-2023, 08:54 PM
RE: Joke of the day - by CZ527 Guy - 03-12-2023, 03:22 PM
RE: Joke of the day - by SBRSarge - 03-12-2023, 06:47 PM
RE: Joke of the day - by CZ527 Guy - 03-18-2023, 02:13 AM
RE: Joke of the day - by CZ527 Guy - 03-20-2023, 03:15 AM
RE: Joke of the day - by grayfox - 03-20-2023, 11:49 AM
RE: Joke of the day - by CZ527 Guy - 03-26-2023, 03:01 AM
RE: Joke of the day - by CZ527 Guy - 04-01-2023, 01:50 PM
RE: Joke of the day - by Old Bob - 04-05-2023, 04:29 PM
RE: Joke of the day - by CZ527 Guy - 04-07-2023, 11:47 PM
RE: Joke of the day - by CZ527 Guy - 04-30-2023, 02:37 PM

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